Monday, December 19, 2005
the tragic ants lover / 7:32 AM
midnight 1am
i walked to the kitchen n got myself a glass of plain water. saw 2 xiao rou(ants) swimming in my cup. WEIRD. there's usually only 1 ant swimming. i decide to let them hav their last speech before squashing them. merciful me :)
xiao rou 1 (swimming frantically) : gulp.. we must live! gulp.. continue swimming darling!gulp..
xiao rou 2 (swimming frantically) : gulp.. yes! we must live!.. gulp.. dont give up no matter how much water that.. gulp.. cute girl is pouring in.. gulp..
me thinking: hmm. can consider letting them live a little longer
xiao rou 1 (swimming frantically) : yes.. gulp.. darling.. although we cant be born on the same day same year same.. gulp.. month.. gulp.. we'll die on the.. brr..gulp..brr
xiao rou 2 (swimming frantically to xiao rou 1) : gulp.. DARLING! how .. gulp.. are you feeling?.. spit it out.. gulp..must continue to live!..gulp..
xiao rou 1 (swimming frantically) :sorry, jus that i saw another female ant with.. gulp.. such beautiful feelers!.. gulp.. such beautiful legs.. gulp.. n feel a little dizzy..gulp..
me thinking: WEIRD,all ants look the same to me :l is it just me or is the water around xiao rou 1 turning red??
xiao rou 2 (hitting xiao rou 1's feelers) : DAMN U stupid ant! take that.. gulp.. n that..gulp
xiao rou 1 (feelers bleeding) : No, gulp! dont hit my feelers!!DAMN, glup.. i dont wna live anymore! my feelers will.. gulp.. Definitely not work anymore!.. gulp..
xiao rou 2 (swimming n sobbing frantically) : go on! gulp.. go drown urself in this water! ..gulp.. i dont eveer wanna care about.. gulp.. you
me thinking : WEIRD! is it jus me or is the water level rising? oops, another xiao rou running round the cup.. THERE! it's dead now :)
xiao rou 2 (swimming frantically) : ha! that bitch is dead now!.. gulp.. darling, what are you doing?!!.. gulp (goes over to help xiao rou 1)
xiao rou 1 (head held above water by xiao rou 2 now) : gulp.. sob.. let me die!
xiao rou 2 (holding xiao rou 2's head above water) : no! gulp.. i've forgiven u for flirting and now i also have feelers, i'll just lend one of mine to u!.. gulp.. we must live!
xiao rou 1 (swimming n hugging xiao rou 2 now) : darling.. glup.. u're the best to me.. i shall nvr flirt anymore! .. gulp..
i scooped the 2 lovers out of the cup n roll them into a ball beofre throwing them into the dustbin.
me: oops, time to get another cup of water :) hopefully there's no more xiao rou in this cup. not interested to watch another drama :)
